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That's a cool cat!
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism -- to steal from many is research.
- All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
- What's the speed of dark?
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
- The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
- Hard work can often pay-off in time, but procrastination always pays-off immediately.
- How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
-Depends on how thin you slice them.
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If a lawyer and Revenue Canada agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or
read the paper?
What's the difference between a hooker and a lawyer?
A hooker will stop screwing you after you
are dead.
Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970. Unfortunately, lawyers, unlike computers,
have not gotten twice as efficient and half as expensive every 18 months.
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